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CIVIL WAR CIVIL WAR: THE CONFESSION.
Written by Brian Michael Bendis. Illustrated by Alex Maleev. Did you
think that Civil War #7 was the end? Ha Hah hahahah... Nope. “Forgive me
Father, for I have sinned. I run Marvel Comics, and I’ve been scamming
Marvel Fanboys into thinking that Civil War would be so epic, and so
good, and really, I’ve just been flooding them with sub-standard,
tie-ins that don’t even make sense and in some cases contradict each
other. And they bought them all! I…I don’t deserve to live! I don’t
deserve forgiveness! I can’t be held responsible if I choke out better
comics with my mega-event bullshit!”
Too bad DC has the trademark on
"Infinite Crisis" eh? Has anyone trademarked the phrase "milking
our fanboys to death"? Is this "event" ever going to end? Why
didn't they just make this an ongoing series?
I am deeply surprised that
Marvel did not even solicit a polybaged Captain America issue with a bloody
Captain America shield on the cover to sell to the massive amount
of speculators who believe that the "DEATH OF CAPTAIN AMERICA" is gong
to go through the roof. Sorry to break the ice so to speak
but the death of Steve Rogers will not be permanent. You see Marvel has
created there own nifty Negative Zone where they can bring back
anyone from the dead. That, or there is always the Clone angle they seem
to always fall back on. After all, It worked so well with Spider-man...
and Thor... yep nothing is EVER the same in the Marvel Universe.
CIVIL WAR: FALLEN SON - WOLVERINE.
Written by Jeph Loeb. Illustrated by Leinil Franics Yu. Variant Cover
by Michael Turner. Civil War + Wolverine = "Snikt!" is the sound that
the money makes as it flies out of our fanboy pockets.
It looks like Marvel has figured out a way to still
have Wolverine smoke in comics again! ...minus the cigar.
CIVIL WAR: FALLEN SON – NEW AVENGERS.
Written by Jeph Loeb. Illustrated by Ed McGuinness. Variant Cover by
Michael Turner. Civil War + New Avengers = zzzzzzzzz ...are
you noticing a trend here.
AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #1 of 6.
Written by Dan Slott. Illustrated by Stefano Caselli. The
Civil War is over... or is it? …. I’d tell you more but Marvel slapped
this stupid Access Denied stamp over the rest of the write up. In fact
they don’t even show us the final cover. I’m undecided if this was to
build suspense or just because they don’t have any finished product to
show. I’m hoping for the first option. I’m betting on the second.
Hey, Dan Slott id doing
this!
Dan Slott’s pretty awesome. To be more precise: Dan Slott’s SHE HULK is
pretty awesome. Maybe Dan Slott’s Avengers will be too.
MIGHTY AVENGERS
#2 Something
about Frank Cho drawing Ultron with huge cans just feels so much less
wrong than Rob Liefeld doing the same thing to Captain America.
BLACK PANTHER #27.
Written by Reginald Hudlin. Illustrated by Manuel Garcia. Cover by
Niko Henrichon. Watch as Marvel adds color to the new Fantastic Four!
Wow, that was not funny. Marvel wants you to ask "Is the Black Panther
running the new Fantastic Four?"
FANTASTIC FOUR #545.
Written by Dwayne McDuffie. Illustrated by Paul Pelletier. Cover by
Michael Turner. Marvel wants you to ask "Is the Silver Surfer running
the new Fantastic Four?"
IRON MAN #17.
Written by Daniel & Charlie Knauf. Illustrated by Patrick Zircher.
Does anyone still like Iron Man after Civil War? Something tells me
Stark’s name is going to be crossed off a lot of Xmas card lists… He is
truly the new Captain America.
MS MARVEL #14.
Written by Brian Reed. Illustrated by Aaron Lopresti. Ms Marvel
survives cancellation for yet another month by desperately clinging to
the Civil War Bandwagon.
NEW AVENGERS #29.
Written by Brian Michael Bendis. Illustrated by Leinil Francis Yu.
Wolverine vs. Iron Man! Yay Marvel Hero vs Hero! Man, but Tony Stark is
still a dick.
OMEGA FLIGHT #1 of 5.
Written by Michael Avon Oeming. Illustrated by Scott Kolins. The
latest attempt at giving Canada its own super-team. The leader of this
new Canadian superteam? USAgent. Marvel FAILS AGAIN Alpha Flight.
Keys to making it likely Craig will love
this book:
- Relaunch Canada’s premier super team.- Have Micheal Avon Oeming Write it.
Ways to ensure Craig will not
like this book :- Stick a bunch of C list non Canadians on the team(Beta Ray Bill, Spider Woman 2)- Hand leadership over to Captain America wannabe
US Agent- Have Scott Kolins illustrate.
UN-WARLIKE MARVEL UNIVERSE
SPIDER-MAN/FANTASTIC FOUR #1 of 4.
Written by Jeff Parker. Illustrated by Mike Wieringo. When
Marvel Universe is threatened by a new alien threat Spidey, Stretchy and
all the rest must team up to save the day. An exciting non-tie in to
civil war, this book will offer a nice reprieve from the intense
lateness of Marvel’s big event.
Spider-Man asks
the Fantastic Four to help him fight aliens, because, well, lately,
Spider-Man kind of sucks at EVERYTHING HE DOES.
SPIDERMAN POSTER BOOK By various artists.
Look it's cheaper then wall paper!
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #541.
Spider-Man's
back in black! A sniper's bullet has changed everything in Parker's
life. Don't sweat it, Parker, whether it was your wife or your aunt who
caught a bullet in the head from Kingpin's goons, I'm sure she will turn
out to have been a surgically altered skrull actress clone anyways. No
need to go all emo on us.
LONERS #1 of 6.
Written by C.B. Cebulski. Illustrated by Karl Moline. Torn
form the pages of Runaways, and featuring the beautiful work of one of
the most under-rated artists in the industry. Five of Marvel greatest B-listers,
all struggling to move on with their lives after the capes have been
hung up. Can they kick an addiction to playing dress up, or will they
pull on the mask and tights and prance about the streets like angry
mascots? Don’t miss your chance to throw away a few more bucks on the
continuing adventures of Turbo, Darkhawk, Ricochet, that kid who briefly
played Green Goblin before getting smacked around by a sentinel, and
Lightspeed. Yay!
They were originally going to call this book
“THE LOSERS”, except DC owns the copyright. (And the DC/VERTIGO Losers
book is really, really good).
NOVA #1.
Written by Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning. Illustrated by Sean Chen. Nova
gets his own series! FINALLY! I mean, this would mean next to nothing
if Nova had not appeared in three cancelled solo books, and three
volumes of a crappy team book, and an appearance in an underrated space
opera crossover. It’s about time Nova got the attention he deserves.
Most of the New Warriors got
blown up to start civil war. Speedball went a little nuts and now
dresses like an enraged procupine. Darkhawk and Turbo got stuck in a
book with the second worst Spider book idea ever. They should all talk
to Nova’s agent cause he gets headline the Annihilation arc and now gets
his own book. More importantly the 90’s are back! I hope we get a Power
Rangers book soon.
RUNAWAYS #25.
Written by Joss Whedon. Illustrated by Michael Ryan. The Runaways move
to New York, to make new friends and new enemies. Written by some jerk
named Josh Whedon, who is clearly just trying to cash in on having a
similar name to an awesome talent. Like that hack Bob Smiefeld.
Yes! that Joss Whedon… He and
rising star Ryan take the Runaways to New York to make new friends and
enemies, and hopefully new fans. Give it a try.
In all honesty, I really think
Marvel screwed up by not letting a creator like Whedon do what he does
best, and that's "Create". I would have rather liked to see Marvel give
this talented writer the freedom to create something completely new for
them with new characters as opposed to take over an already pre-existing
creation.
DABEL BROTHERS
THE HEDGE KNIGHT 2: THE SWORN SWORD #1
of 6. Written by George R.R. Martin.
Adapted by Ben Avery. Illustrated by Mike S. Miller. Cover by Renato
Arlem. George R.R. Martin’s fantasy series, “A Song of Ice & Fire”
might just be the best fantasy series EVAR. Adapted here is a story set
in the same world of brutal fantasy. Well worth checking out.
MARVEL GRAPHIC NOVELS
SPIDER-MAN: REIGN PREMIERE HC.
Written and illustrated by Kaare Andrews. The excellent, and
rather under-read (although over exposed) story of Spiderman’s future by
the exceptional Kaare Andrews.
Poor little Spider-Scrote.
You were the most epic part of Reign. This book was originally going to
be called “The Dark Arachknight Returns”, except Kaare Andrews isn’t as
crazy as Frank Miller. However, look for Andrews’ next ongoing,
ALL-STAR GODDAMN SPIDER-MAN, to be released next year, with one issue a
year after that.
ETERNALS BY NEIL GAIMAN HC. Written
by NEIL GAIMAN Penciled by JOHN ROMITA JR.
Put the jaw dropping fantasy epic on your shelf.
ALSO AVAILABLE FORM MARVEL:
ANNIHILATION
BOOK 2 HC
RUNAWAYS VOL.
3 HC
PUNISHER WAR
JOURNAL VOL. 1: CIVIL WAR PREMIERE HC
AGENTS OF
ATLAS PREMIERE HC
CIVIL WAR COLLECTIONS
PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL VOL 1: CIVIL WAR
PREMIERE HC. Written by Matt Fraction.
Illustrated by Ariel Olivetti & Mike Deodato Jr. Possibly the only
good thing that has happened because of Civil War: More comics written
by Matt Fraction. Did you guys like it? Then you guys should check out
CASANOVA.
CIVIL WAR: CAPTAIN AMERICA TP.
Written by Ed Brubaker. Illustrated by Ed Brubaker & Lee Weeks.
Typical Marvel cash-cow thinking. I mean, like Captain America has
ANYTHING to do with Civil War. Marvel is bent on making him die for our
sins. I only wonder if it will be an act of TERROR?!
ALPHA FLIGHT CLASSIC VOL 1 TP.
Written and illustrated by John Byrne. Gotta represent Canada, yo.
This is as authentic as you are going to get.
CIVIL WAR: FRONT LINE BOOKS 1 & 2 TP.
Written by Paul Jenkins. Illustrated by Ramon Bachs, Steve Lieber, and
Lee Weeks. SUPER-EMO TEEN SUPERHERO! I hope Nova comes back from
Space to see the mess his old pal Speedball has gotten into. Poor
Speedball.
CIVIL WAR: PETER PARKER, SPIDER-MAN TP.
Written by Roberto Aguirre- Sacasa. Illustrated by Angel Medina,
Clayton Crain, and Sean Chen. See? This book in single issues weren’t
even solicited with a Civil War tie-in! It just had Spider-Man running
away from bad guys & crying a lot. |