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Elfbytes January '07

(Note: this is not your average cut and paste, we actually write this stuff.)

This is for product in March, the month of luck! Hopefully that means we will be lucky enough to be treated to a few great stories!

This months Elfbyte credit goes to James, Jason, Craig, Brendan & Ethan

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Remember to get your orders in by January 25th!

INDEPENDENT COMICS HIGHLIGHTS

ABOUT COMICS

24 HOUR COMICS DAY: HIGHLIGHTS 2006 TP. By various. Includes a story by Vancouver’s own Ju Hui Judy Chan! Support your local talent by ordering this book. Elfsar makes people into comic book superstars. You heard right.

"If you don’t want to wade through all thousand pages of Ju Hui Judy Han’s PhD thesis in cultural geography, you can read her 24 page comics version of it, created at Elfsar Comics & Toys in Vancouver." -Nat Gertler 24 Hour Comics Day Central

AIT/PLANETLAR

SWITCHBLADE HONEY. By Warren Ellis & Brandon McKinney. This is actually an old book, but it is essentially, the Anti - Star Trek. A lone starship fighting a superior invasion force, but instead of being captained by noble Jean-Luc Picard, or whiny Jonathan Archer, we’ve got cranky chain-smoking British man. Which is much more fun.

BOOM STUDIOS

HUNTER’S MOON #1 of 5 Written by James L. White. Illustrated by Dalibor Talajic. Boom Studios is calling this a “Direct Market Comic Book Event” which is saying about the same thing as “Pep Rally for the Terminally Unpopular”. Anyhow, this is written by the writer of the movie “RAY”. A divorced black man is forced to rescue his son after he’s been kidnapped by someone who lives in a crazy, hick filled town out in the sticks.

LEFT ON MISSION #1 of 5 Written by Chip Mosher. Illustrated by Francisco Francavilla. Retired CIA agent Eric Westfall is called out of retirement to track down a rogue agent who is trying to sell a stolen harddrive on the black market for $50 million dollars (insert pinky to mouth, Dr. Evil style). Only catch is, the rogue agent is Westfall’s former lover. Can Westfall shoot his sexy ex-girlfriend in the face for the freedom of Right-Wing Republicans? I’m guessing “No.” Or at least, not until issue #5.

DEVIL’S DUE

DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES VOL III: DRAGONS OF SPRING DAWNING #1 of 12 Written by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman. Adapted by Andrew Dabb. Illustrated by Steve Kurth. These Dragonlance books remind me of all those old CBC shows: DRAGONLANCE: WIND AT MY BACK. Or DRAGONLANCE: ELF UP MY ASS.

SHEENA $0.99 PREVIEW Written by Robert Rodi & Stephen E. DeSouza. Illustrated by Steven Cummings. Hey kids! Boobs! I mean, Comics!

HACK/SLASH VS. CHUCKY. Written by Tim Seeley. Illustrated by Matt Merhoff. Does anyone really find Chucky all that menacing?

D.E. DYNAMITE ENTERTAINMENT

RAISE THE DEAD #1. Written by Leah Moore & John Reppion. Illustrated by Hugo Petrus. Alan Moore’s little girl is writing zombie comics. Her dad must be so proud. I’m waiting for an Alan Moore zombie porno comic, myself.

SAVAGE TALES #1. Written by Leah Moore & John Reppion, Luke Lieberman & Michael Avon Oeming, Ron Marz, and Mike Raicht. Illustrated by Adriano Batista, Pablo Marcos & Stjepan Sejic, Matt Smith, and Pere. All kinds of savage female action and gratuitous art.

NEW BATTLESTAR GALACTICA VOL 1 TP. Written by Greg Pak. Illustrated by Nigel Raynor. The Cylons have a plan! We are so frakked.

FANTAGRAPHICS

CHANCE IN HELL HC. By Gilbert Hernandez. This book tells the story of a little orphan girl who grew up in the slum of slums, who was raised and cared for by the inhabitants of her little shanty-town. The book follows her as she is adopted by a well-off guy, and then gets married to a rich guy, only to discover she can’t adjust and relate to the good life she’s found for herself.

FOX ATOMIC COMICS

28 DAYS LATER: THE AFTERMATH. By Steve Niles, Diego Almos, Nate Jones, Dennis Calero & Tim Bradstreet. Steve Niles? Involved in a horror comic? I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.

GRIFFIN BOOKS

THE SALON GN. By Nick Bertozzi. This graphic novel chronicles the friendship and adventures of Georges Braque, Pablo Picasso, Gertrude and Leo Stein, Alice B. Toklas, Guillaume Apollinaire, and Paul Gaugin. When someone starts murdering the avant-garde painters in Paris, the Steins realize they might be next, and enlist the help of their friends and colleagues to solver these ghastly modern art murders.

HYPERION BOOKS

HOUDINI HANDCUFF KING: THE CENTER OF CARTOON STUDIES BOOK. By Jason Lutes & Nick Bertozzi. A graphic novel biography of a man who still dazzles us today.

IDW PUBLISHING

WORMWOOD VOL 1 TP. Written and illustrated by Ben Templesmith. Something is leaving mutilated bodies all over the city and Wormwood, the gentleman corpse, owes a favour to his ghost cop buddy Trotsky. Wormwood and his entourage (ENTOURAGE!) have to solve the case, or at least, you know, not mess it up.

TRANSFORMERS SPOTLIGHT: SOUNDWAVE. Written by Simon Furman. Illustrated by Marcelo Matere. Soundwave is the coolest Transformer toy ever. What more needs to be said?

TRANSFORMERS: WAR WITHIN VOL 1 TP. Written Simon Furman. Illustrated by Don Figueroa. Resurrected from the Dreamwave mausoleum, here is the secret history of the Transformers conflict, and showcases the first battle between Optimus Prime and Megatron, FOUR MILLION YEARS before Generation 1.

MIRAGE STUDIOS

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MOVIE PREQUEL. Five issues, each spotlighting one character that will feature in the upcoming CGI TMNT movie: #1: Raphael, #2: Michelangelo, #3: Donatello, #4: April, #5: Leonardo.

ONI PRESS

STEPHEN COLBERT’S TEK JANSEN #1. Written by John Layman & Tom Peyer. Illustrated by Scott Chandler. Based upon Stephen Colbert’s critically acclaimed, yet unpublished prose novel.

DARK HORSE COMICS HIGHLIGHTS

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #1. Written by Joss Whedon. Illustrated by Georges Jeanty. Cover by Jo Chen. BUFFY SEASON 8! I don’t see what more I have to say about this to sell people on it. Never heard of this “Josh Whedon” though.

CONAN #38. Conan's greedy, back-stabbing girlfriend betrays him again for a few gold pieces. Dude should have got her to sign a pre-nup.

DARK HORSE GRAPHIC NOVELS:

CONAN: THE HALL OF THE DEAD AND OTHER STORIES TP. Written by Kurt Busiek art by Mike Mignola. The only thing better than reading Dark Horse's Conan comics is reading them all at once in hardcover. Plus Mike Mignola!

GRENDEL ARCHIVE EDITION. Written & illustrated by Matt Wagner. To celebrate Grendel’s 25^th anniversary (anyone feel old?), Dark Horse reprints the first appearance of Grendel. Hopefully, after Wagner finishes his Batman work, he’ll get back to this crazy assassin book.

DC COMICS HIGHLIGHTS

DETECTIVE COMICS #829 and 830 by Stuart Moore and Andy Clarke. This two part story ships in it’s entirety this month (two parts = two issues) as Robin must depend on the radioed instructions of Bruce Wayne as a Bomber holds the Billionaire Playboy Hostage in his own building.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN #34 By Mark Verheiden and Pat Lee. I’ll admit, it’s lost some of it’s lustre since Loeb and Mcguiness fled, but don’t sell this book short. How many of you jumped off of JLA after Morrison departed, and missed out on the excellent Mark Waid run. Stick around, you might enjoy. Oh, and the Big Two, take on the Metal Men. Hey, what a fantastic Idea, Pat Lee drawing robots.

HELMET OF FATE: BLACK ALICE By Steve Niles and Scott Hampton. Lori Lechlin (I think it’s Swedish) isn’t all that popular, but she can steal the powers of any magical beings, and now she has the aforementioned helmet. More importantly then who will wear the headpiece, is “can it help Lori make friends” who doesn’t love teen angst.

HAWKGIRL #62 By Walter Simonson and Renato Arlem. Hawkgirl goes all 90’s on Hath Set calling on her ZOID to fight her battles. Comes with a nifty soundtrack. (note you must sing this soundtrack to yourself, it’s easy “GO-GO POWER RANGERS!)

AQUAMAN: SWORD OF ATLANTIS #50. Written by Tad Williams. Illustrated by Shawn McManus. Fantasy author Tad Williams takes the reins in an attempt to make Aquaman a cool character. “Conan of the Sea”. Like Tuna.

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #7 By Meltzer and Benes. The Debut of the new line up but what I think will interest many of you. Much more is the fact that Turner draws a really nice wonderwoman on the variant cover. Yay 90’s style variant editions!!!! I hope we get some in a 3D, die-cut, holofoil, chrome, sketch, embossed cover. That would be totally awesome! (I just did an air guitar.)

DC COMICS GRAPHIC NOVELS

BATMAN: DETECTIVE TP. Written by Paul Dini. Illustrated by J.H. Williams III, Don Kramer, Joe Benitez & others. Paul Dini made awesome Batman cartoons. Thus, Paul Dini can also make awesome Batman comics.

HAWKGIRL: THE MAW TP. Written by Walter Simonson. Illustrated by Howard Chaykin. Hawkgirl battles a giant evil space vagina. I’m so not kidding.

JACK KIRBY’S FOURTH WORLD OMNIBUS HC Written and illustrated by Jack Kirby. Looks like DC’s stealing the Marvel Omnibus idea, so how long before Marvel starts putting out Absolute Editions? I think an Absolute Civil War would make me throw up.

WILDSTORM

GRIFTER & MIDNIGHTER #1 of 6. Written by Chuck Dixon. Illustrated by Ryan Benjamin. Grifter is the badass gun-toting maniac from the Wildcats. The Midnighter is the gay Batman. Who better to write these characters than legendary homophobe Chuck Dixon? This should be an entertaining train wreck.

WORLDSTORM #2. Written by Keith Giffen & Christos Gage. Illustrated by Phil Jiminez & Ryan Sook. Cover by J. Scott Campbell. Giffen & Jiminez provide us with a solo adventure of the Wildcats’ sultry Voodoo, and Gage & Sook introduce a new take on a classic WildStorm hero! From the mysterious cover, it looks like they’re going to turn a male hero into a female hero. Who will it be? Backlash?

WILDCATS #2. Written by Grant Morrison. Illustrated by Jim Lee. Variant Cover by Erik Larsen. Lookie, lookie, the pencils to the cover is finally finished! Who wants to bet that this will be delayed again? But it will still kick ass when it comes out.

WILDSTORM FINE ARTS SPOTLIGHT ON J. SCOTT CAMPBELL. By J. Scott Campbell. In the absence of new J. Scott Campbell art, please spend money on J. Scott Campbell art you probably already own, complete with commentary from the artist: “I done drawed it real good!”

VERTIGO

ARMY @ LOVE #1 Written and illustrated by Rick Veitch. Battle action, soap opera and black satire in the vein of Transmetropolitan and Preacher.

HELLBLAZER #230. Written by Andy Diggle. Illustrated by Leonardo Manco. Cover by Lee Bermejo. New writer ANDY DIGGLE! If you haven’t read Diggle’s previous series, THE LOSERS yet, you should take our recommendation and do that ASAP. All five volumes of the Losers are still available now.

NEIL GAIMAN & CHARLES VESS’ STARDUST HC. Written by Neil Gaiman! Illustrated by Charles Vess! Soon to be a major motion picture!

IMAGE COMICS HIGHLIGHTS

DYNAMO 5 #1. Written by Jay Faerber. Illustrated by Mahmud Asrar. Captain Dynamo was the world’s greatest superhero and adulterer. Now, after his death, his widow rounds up his five illegitimate children, each of whom has inherited one of their father’s superpowers. Can these total strangers come to terms with their powers and their discovery of each other?

AFTER THE CAPE #1 of 3. Written by Howard Wong. Illustrated by Marco Rudy. Ethan Falls was once a respected super hero, until he got super drunk and became a super loser. Now he’s thinking about using his powers for a life of crime.

IMAGE TRADE PAPERBACKS

CASANOVA VOL 1: LUXURIA TP. Written by Matt Fraction. Illustrated by Gabriel Ba. Casanova Quinn is the son of a law-and-order family hellbent on keeping the world safe who is blackmailed into betraying his father and the law enforcement organization that he controls.

PHONOGRAM VOL 1: RUE BRITANNIA TP. Written by Kieron Gillen. Illustrated by Jamie McKelvie. Britannia is ten years dead. Phonomancer David Kohl hadn’t spared his old patron saint a thought for almost as long… at which point his mind starts to unravel. This book is like Hellblazer meets High Fidelity.

INVINCIBLE VOL 8: MY FAVORITE MARTIAN TP. This comic has consistently rocked. Kirkman has fit a very well-developed and eerily familiar universe into one title. I can swear I've seen the Guardians of the Globe somewhere before . . .

THE WALKING DEAD BOOK TWO HARDCOVER. For those too fragile to lift the massive 24 issue hardcovers, this 12 issue collection continues the story of a (large) group of people struggling to survive in a world overrun with zombies. As is standard in the zombie genre, the people prove to be a much bigger threat to themselves than any zombie. Extremely violent and awesome.

MARVEL COMICS HIGHLIGHTS

The War is over! Back to fighting the bad guys, and missing deadlines.

CIVIL WAR: THE INITIATIVE

MIGHTY AVENGERS #1. Written by Brian Michael Bendis. Illustrated by Frank Cho. A mighty new team is formed!

Just When you Thought Marvel couldn’t top NEW AVENGERS they come out with EVEN NEWER AVENGERS! Bendis and Cho launch the all new Avengers title featuring some of the greatest Avengers of all time; Iron Man, Wonderman, Black Widow, and Ms Marvel. No word on the plot or villains, but I’m willing to bet that the new team will be dealing with the fall out of civil war, and I’m hoping for an epic battle with Angar the Screamer. (yes, he’s a real character.)

With Frank Cho drawing this, I don't even care that this book is full of my least favorite Avengers. I mean, come on . . . Wonderman? The preview art is pretty outstanding stuff. I just hope it isn't all hidden under Bendis' dialogue balloons.

NEW AVENGERS #1. Written by Brian Michael Bendis. Illustrated by Lienil (not so young gun) Yu. A new mighty team is formed! Yes I know I split up the two Avengers books, but since Marvel hasn’t given even the slightest hint of who’s on this team or how It get’s on with the newer Avengers in the other title, I was concerned about adjective envy and kept them apart. Alright, you got me, I’m just filling page because all Marvel has said is “ACCESS DENIED” which isn’t very revealing. I could conjecture that since Captain America not on the Mighty Avengers he may or may not be leading this team which is in part, comprised of; the Falcon, a resurrected Hawkeye, and everyone's favourite Living Lighting! Wouldn't Luke Cage be a great leader?

IRON MAN #16. Written by Daniel & Charles Knauf. Illustrated by Roberto De La Torre. Cover by Gerald Parel. Here’s an interesting question. Is Iron Man so important now because of Civil War? Or is it because of the Great Iron Man Flood of Products to Hype a Movie That Might Suck.

FANTASTIC FOUR #544. Written by Dwayne McDuffie. Illustrated by Paul Pelletier. Cover by Michael Turner. Who will be in the new FF? Marvel is so sneaky that they haven’t shown us the final cover. But Dynamic Forces? Not so much. Check out Previews page 274. This Quartet of champions will rise from the ashes and be bombarded with Media Scrutiny forever altering their lives and turning them into the FANTASTIC FOUR. However unlikely, I’m hoping for a line up of Caliban, Darkhawk, Silhouette and for the FF pedigree H.E.R.B.I.E the robot. Man, I love it when marvel leaves it to me to fill space, I can reference all of the worst Brain Cramps from the House of Ideas.

GHOST RIDER #9. Written by Daniel Way. Illustrated by Javier Saltares & Mark Texeira. Cover by Arthur Suydam. Ghost Rider’s nemesis Lucifer has taken a new human host, a casualty of Civil War! Glad to see Ghost Rider can mooch off of Civil War, and not just The Blatant Cash-Grab Thanks to the Ghost Rider Movie That Looks Awful.

The Marvel Universe that doesn’t matter because it doesn’t relate to Civil War:

SPIDER-MAN BACK IN BLACK HANDBOOK. Does anyone else think it’s odd that Spider-Man in the comics goes back to the black costume at EXACTLY the same time that the Spider-Man movie featuring the black costume is going to screen? No? Does that take the fun out of Marvel’s insidious and kind of pathetic marketing ploys?

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #540. Written by J. Michael Straczynski. Pencils and Cover by Ron Garney. Spider-Man as a fugitive is way more intriguing for me than Spider-Man the establishment super hero who lives with a supermodel and works for an arms manufacturer. I'm hoping the ambulance on the cover has one or more boring supporting characters in it, so Peter doesn't have to drag his wife and aunt around while he's on the run.

MARVEL ZOMBIES/ARMY OF DARKNESS #1. Written by John (I talk to James so he likes me) Layman. Illustrated by Fabiano Neves. Cover by Arthur Suydam. Once in a while such stunning epic crossovers, bridging continuity and even company allow us to appreciate the finer points of life. Transcendent works like JLA/Avengers, Marvel vs. DC, Punisher vs. Archie and now ASH vs all of the flesh eating Marvel Zombieverse. Don’t worry Marvel promises the Robert Kirkman keeps a watchful eye on the project. I guarantee they’re not lying; he’s got his eyes fixed on his bank statements. Yay blatant cash grabs that will most definitely work.

Ash has fought zombies before, but nothing like this! Ash lands in Marvel’s NYC, right at the heart of the zombie outbreak! There will also be more Zombified covers from Suydam. If this comic is anywhere near as good as it damn well should be, given that it's ASH FROM EVIL DEAD FIGHTING MARVEL SUPER HERO ZOMBIES, I have a special place reserved for it in my collection next to Mark Millar and Robert Kirkman's previous work in the Marvel Zombies setting.

INCREDIBLE HULK #104. Written by Greg Pak. Illustrated by Carlo Pagulayan. Planet Hulk has been a very enjoyable read, but we all know it's about time Hulk gets back to Earth so he can stomp a bunch of backstabbing Illuminati into the ground. Me, I'm hoping he's bringing a huge armada of space ships from Sakaar with him. That would show 'em. Hulk SMASH!

FANTASTIC FOUR: THE END #6. Written and Illustrated by Alan Davis has done some amazing artwork on this book. I haven't seen the Marvel universe looking this good in a long time. Davis' characters are very expressive, having much more subtle facial expressions than the stock "Angry", "Troubled", "Smug", and "Really, Really Angry" of most mainstream comic art.

LEGION OF MONSTERS: MAN-THING #1. Written by Charlie Huston. Illustrated by Klaus Janson. LOL! There's a comic called "Man-Thing"! No one could possibly look cool asking for this.

MOON KNIGHT #9. Written by Charlie Huston. Illustrated by Mica Suayan. COOL LOOK GUYS, PUNISHER IS GUEST-STARRING IN A COMIC!!! Actually, that does look kind of cool. David Finch is good. But guess what folks, Finch is only doing the cover on this one. So in about 2 months we are going to hear the cry of so many Marvel Zombies that don't check Previews or Elfbytes.

ONSLAUGHT REBORN #5. Rob Liefeld's final issue in a five part crime against good comics

DABEL BROS

PREY (ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES) TP. Written by Michael Lent. Adapted by Mike Raicht. Illustrated by Alex Sanchez. Cover by Lance Laspina. The Prometheus Corporation has unearthed something ancient and dangerous in its underwater excavations and now it’s come to the surface to make humanity its prey. The lesson here? NEVER WORK FOR SOMETHING CALLED “PROMETHEUS” BECAUSE PROMETHEUS WOUND UP GETTING HIS GUTS EATEN BY BUZZARDS EVERY DAY FOR ETERNITY.

MARVEL TRADE PAPERBACKS

SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE VOL 1 HC Written by Sean McKeever. Illustrated by Takeshi Miyazawa. Now, if you macho-nerds could just get over your weak grasp of sexual identity, you’d see that this is probably the best Spider-Man book out there today.

CIVIL WAR TP. Written by Mark Millar. Illustrated by Steve McNiven. *Yawn*… Much like the HOUSE OF M TP & DECIMIATON TP, this is destined to sell out and go out of print. Also on release in trade paperback: Civil War: Amazing Spider-Man, Thunderbolts, Fantastic Four, Young Avengers/Runaways.

SPIDER-MAN: SAGA OF THE SANDMAN TP. Written by Stan Lee, Roy Thomas, Tom DeFalco & Kurt Busiek. Illustrated by Steve Ditko, Jack Kirby, Herb Trimpe, Ross Andru, Ron Wilson, and Pat Olliffe. Talk about your cheap movie tie-ins. The Sandman certainly doesn’t deserve his own trade. Go get DC’s Sandman instead. Man, how awesome would a Spider-Man/Vertigo Sandman crossover be? STUPID AWESOME.

SPIDER-MAN: BIRTH OF VENOM TP. Written by Jim Shooter
Illustrated by Mike Zeck. Seeing this book in Marvel Previews reminded me of how cool Venom actually seemed when he first appeared, before a million bad Venom stories ground the character into the dust. Clearly anyone who truly loves comics is going to buy this.

ULTIMATE SPIDERMAN VOL 8 HC. By the longest running creative team in Marvel Comics history. In case you hadn’t heard, this book is good. And at no time will you have to read about Styx and Stone, the lamest of all Spidey villains. (yay, crappy references and lost childhood)

WOLVERINE ORIGINS VOL.2 – SAVIOR PREMIER HC This book; … also very good. Steve Dillon brings his simple, effective art to this well written Daniel Way book, exploring the recovered memories of one Mr Logan. If you thought Wolverine was cantankerous before, I would suggest reading the first book, and then the HC from the ongoing series, “Origins and Endings”. Enjoy!

TOYS & MISC. HIGHLIGHTS

SERENITY PVC SET

Well its Christmas recovery month time to save… wait a minute serenity pvc set? Forget I said anything . It is about time they started making some good toys for this series. I know it seems like the series should have had the plug pulled along time ago but with a new comic series in the near future and more toys on the way it looks to be just getting started.

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA SERIES 1 ACTION FIGURES

Hot off the heels of the new justice league title comes a new series of action figures covers some characters that very rarely see the action figure treatment. Series one features Superman, Black Canary, Black Lightning, Vixen and Red Arrow… (so we are not calling him arsenal now?)

THE LORD OF THE RINGS ANIMAQUETTES: GANDALF

It looks like they ran out of star wars characters to make statues of so they have turned to the next great temple of Geekdom for inspiration. Enter the lord of the rings Maquette, all the style of the star wars animated series with a little more impending doom and magic.

SIMPSONS SERIES 1

Immortalizing some of your favorite moments in Simpson’s history . McFarlane toys gives you Simple Simpson and homage to pie man and the cupcake kid. Kamp Krusty, Marge & Homer in the Belly of the Boss and just what the series was missing Homer & Bart “why you…!” also available is the deluxe box set Cape Fear: Spay Anything and who doesn’t love a good itchy and scratchy box set, ahhh senseless violence. Itchy is totally going to burn off Scratchy's Man-Thing with that laser.

STAR TREAK THE ORIGINAL SERIES- “SPACE SEED” KIRK & KAHN ACTION FIGURE 2-PACK

KAHHHHHHHHHHN! Sorry I just really wanted to do that. But think of how much fun it would be to come back from a long day of work only to see this toy and in your best melodrama yell out Kahn. it’s a feel good toy.

GLOOMY BEAR HEAT SENSITIVE MUG. Finally a mug with a bear kneeing a bloodied child in the face that's heat sensitive!

Check this out, the warning label that comes with this product says this product can cause you harm.

"WARNING: The materials used as colored decorations on the exterior of this product contain lead and/or cadmium, chemicals known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. "

This Mug Kills! Awesome, I'm getting one!

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